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Things that make you say OMG...

2011-02-06T18:01:00.000-05:00

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

2011-02-04T16:05:00.000-05:00

And here we go...

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun

An Exploding child??

2011-01-12T14:48:00.000-05:00

Thanks Jonco at Bits and Pieces

Look at all familiar??

Wonder if this will help bring jobs back to the USA..

2011-01-12T09:10:00.000-05:00

This isn't my idea...It arrived this morning in an email...I guess it's the American Way, now days anyway.. Email me if it works...

I want to ask each of you to consider doing the following when you are talking on the phone to any US customer service representative
that is based in a foreign country (like India).

I have done this twice and it works! Any time you call an 800 number (for a credit card, banking, charter communications, health insurance, insurance, reservations, you name it) and you are transferred to a representative (like in India), please consider doing the following: After you connect and you realize that the customer service representative is not from the USA (you can always ask if you are not sure about the accent), please very politely (very politely - this is not about trashing other cultures) say, "I'd like to speak to a customer service representative in the United States of America." The rep might suggest talking to his/her manager, but, again, politely say, "Thank you, but I'd like to speak to a customer service representative in the USA."

YOU WILL BE IMMEDIATELY CONNECTED to a rep in the USA.

It only takes less than one minute to have your call re-directed to the USA.

Tonight when I got redirected to a USA rep, I asked again to make sure - and yes, she was from Fort Lauderdale.

Imagine if tomorrow, every US citizen who has to make such a call and then requests a US rep... Imagine how that would ultimately impact the number of US jobs that would need to be created ASAP.

Imagine what would happen if every US citizen insisted on talking to only US phone reps from this day on . . .

If I tell 10 people to consider this and you tell 10 people to consider doing this - see what I mean . . . it becomes an exercise in viral marketing 101.

Remember - the goal here is to restore jobs back here at home - not to be abrupt or rude to a foreign phone rep.

If you agree, please tell 10 people you know and tell them to tell 10 people t . . . etc .

Now this is funny... really would love to put it on Facebook

2010-12-28T21:30:00.000-05:00

But I'm already on the probation book there for "photos unfit for viewing and not meeting our upstanding ass kissing standards...I am a lover of optical illusions and found this one on the web tonight. What is it??? It's not what it looks like, by the way....

Who's furtherest from mainline politics

2010-09-14T14:53:00.000-04:00

I love to watch the papers, especially from now until the general election is history. Politicians being the "most wonderful new breed" of campaigner. Now all of us want to fit in with main stream America. Now main stream America is so fed up with politicians in general that the bull shit makes people sick. I can remedy that quickly in November. If they are in office more than one term, GONE. It's going to cause some confusion in Harrisburg and DC while the lobbyists kill themselves trying to influence all the junior newbies.. If this is done every 2 terms, just like the President, we can put our own term limits on these bloodsuckers an show them we mean what we say...You are working for us, not the other way around.

Mosque Ground Zero

2010-09-01T19:35:00.000-04:00

I am appalled that so many of my friends are against the mosque near Ground Zero.

We should allow it. I propose a gay nightclub be opened next door to the mosque to promote tolerance. We could call it "The Turban Cowboy" or "You Mecca Me Hot."

Next door could be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and pork products.

Across the street we could have a very daring lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret."With nudes posing in the windows....Or "Mohammad's Den"....

Maybe even a floor covering store called, "Magic Carpets", or Wall Towels.

You want tolerance, me too.....

The World is Saved Sayth Congress

2008-09-28T12:36:00.000-04:00

And the world was saved. By fat cat lawyer lawmakers....Big friggin deal. May the congress blessth you.

The BBQ Song

2008-08-05T10:21:00.000-04:00

You gotta hear these good old boys sing about the BBQ.

Thanks Miss C

Gotta get me one

2008-07-13T10:19:00.000-04:00

Now here's a practical application.....

Spitzer/Condom Man

2008-03-11T19:53:00.000-04:00

Now we've got something for the media to feast on. I absolutely love it. Politics as usual. All of the Republicans and some Democrats are demanding a resignation. Oh, the friggin hypocrites. I'd give my left testicle to know how many of the rest of these goodie 2 shoes bastards have done and are still doing the same things that Mr Spitzer has been doing. They're just better at it and sneakier. For Christ sake all he was after was sex with a beautiful woman who was probably better at it than his wife. In Nevada it's legal. How it affects his family and especially his teenage daughters is what people should be thinking about. I'm sure he's ashamed and sorry, that he got caught.

Here's another goodie

2007-11-27T16:17:00.000-05:00

Texas billionaire Wyatt agrees to 2 years in jail

Nov 27, 2007 04:30 AM

Texas billionaire Oscar Wyatt should serve 18 to 24 months in prison for bribing Iraqi oil officials, prosecutors in the United Nations oil-for-food case say.

On Oct. 1, 83-year-old Wyatt pleaded guilty to conspiracy to commit wire fraud. He could have received life in jail if he had been convicted. In a court filing yesterday, prosecutors urged U.S. District Judge Denny Chin in New York to uphold a plea deal in which Wyatt agreed to as much as two years in jail. Sentencing is set for today.

The prosecution said Wyatt, founder of oil company Coastal Corp., paid Iraq millions outside of a 1996 UN relief program that allowed Iraq to use oil revenue to buy food and medicine.

My goodness gracious isn't it interesting what billionaires can buy? He's probably contributed millions to several talking heads in DC. Wonder how much to W's fund?

They're Busting the Friggin Doors

2007-11-22T12:42:00.000-05:00

Incredible Online & In-store Specials + Doorbusters

Just an example of about 20 junk emails I've received this morning. Incredible in-store specials. I may be a bit cynical but what's so friggin special about this stuff. It's still stuff! Americans will bust the doors of as many stores as possible tomorrow. (Black Friday) Even my family has a member that will go and crowd and push and shove until she's totally exhausted just to buy, buy, by, bye, bye....

The other wonderment that I saw this morning is a page full of links that take me to the online "secret specials". Secret my duff. If it's online there's nothing secret about it. I love it. The internet makes one think that you are the only one on line. Man oh man, I gotta get there and the plastic starts a-smokin'. Are there any people out there who are becoming a bit tired of the constant bombardment of this commercial junk? I sure wish I'd want to be part of the door bustin'. Sure I do, NOOOOOOOOOOOOT.

Jackson's postgame comments get NBA's attention

2007-11-14T20:56:00.000-05:00

NEW YORK -- The NBA has spoken with the Los Angeles Lakers about a sexual reference coach Phil Jackson made in a comment following Tuesday night's game in San Antonio.

The Spurs made 13 3-pointers in their 107-92 victory, and Jackson was asked if too much penetration was leading to open outside shooters.

"We call this a 'Brokeback Mountain' game, because there's so much penetration and kickouts," Jackson said. "It was one of those games.".......

.................The Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation also issued a statement condemning the remarks."

Sorry folks, but if the gays and lesbians are so damn proud of their sexual orientation then why in hell are they so sensitive about people making remarks about them. Tough nuggies! This country is too damn sensitive and every sensitive group has an active bitching support group. Lighten up folks.....

The country will soon fold

2007-07-26T10:01:00.000-04:00

Exxon Mobil profit falls to $10.26B

How will they ever survive? Need I say more.

Al-Qaida Conspirator Moussaoui Gets Life

2006-05-03T16:52:00.000-04:00

What a waste of good taxpayer dollars. Let's say this took place in a muslim nation. The SOB would have been dead in an hour or less. Sorry folks, this is a miscarriage of justice. To begin with what's the tally in dollars that this crazy idiot has already cost the American taxpayer, you and I. Humane sentence, I hope to hell someone of his cell mates makes him wish he were dead. Although I doubt he'll be placed with the general run of the mill scum that reside in our federal prisons today. He'll have to have a special cell in a special area to make him as comfortable as possible while I pay for the bastard's room and board. Only in America would this happen. The greatest nation in the world making the greatest mistake made in recent judicial history. It sucks!!!!!

Homeowners Top Employers of Day Laborers

2006-04-29T13:06:00.000-04:00

The No. 1 employers of day laborers are private homeowners — not construction contractors, not professional landscapers.

And some are bugging Wally World for hiring them. We piss and moan about immigrants, (mostly in Californing) and then who hires them. Probably were American men out of work too, if we'd look around a bit. Only in America, and some have the nerve to piss and moan about this. Don't like the American Way, then leave.

Thousands Converge on NYC for War Protest

2006-04-29T10:18:00.000-04:00

NEW YORK - A day after the military announced that April was the deadliest month for U.S. forces in Iraq this year, thousands of anti-war demonstrators converged on lower Manhattan on Saturday to call for an immediate withdrawal of troops from that country.

Wonder if these folks understand why they are still able to protest in public. Their rights are being guaranteed by the men and women in our armed forces. This is the American way at its best. If you enjoy protesting, then thank a service person...

Me think he speak with forked tongue

2006-04-27T20:15:00.000-04:00

WASHINGTON -- As record oil prices turn attention to the need for renewable fuels, momentum is building in Congress to buck Senator Edward M. Kennedy's bid to block the proposed Cape Cod wind energy project, potentially reviving efforts to construct the sprawling windmill farm in Nantucket Sound.

The chairman and the top Democrat on the Senate Energy and Natural Resources committee said yesterday that when the bill Kennedy backs that would effectively halt the wind farm comes up for a vote in the Senate, they will object on procedural grounds. They say they'll argue that a renewable energy project shouldn't be lumped in with a bill governing the Coast Guard.

And this is supposed to be shocking, to me it's a no shit sherlock. We're all for renewable energy as long as it isn't in "my" backyard. Apparently, the fat hippocrat is no different.

You go Condie

2006-04-27T17:08:00.000-04:00

SOFIA, Bulgaria, April 27 – Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said today that the latest talks between United Nations monitors and Iranian envoys had apparently failed to break the impasse over Iran's nuclear activities and that the United Nations Security Council had no choice but to rebuke Iran.

Consider it done Ms. Rice. Talking is pretty much all the UN does anyway. Bad, bad boys those guys in Iran. What in hell can they do? Sanctions? They make people rich and the government of Iran will have a way around them just like Iraq did. Only the decent citizens of Iran will suffer. The leadership doesn't care that they suffer.

If the UN isn't ready with a multi national force to go in and close and blow up the nuclear facilities then ain't nuttin' gonna be done. Mark my words. The US found out in Iraq that the UN couldn't agree or even lend a hand. Britian was the only country with balls enough to step up with any significant assistance. So if anything gets done, guess who has to do it??? Get ready folks, unless of course Israel does it for us. News at 11.

Way to go stupids

2006-04-27T15:36:00.000-04:00

BRUSSELS, April 26 — Investigators for the European Parliament said Wednesday that data gathered from air safety regulators and others found that the Central Intelligence Agency had flown 1,000 undeclared flights over European territory since 2001. Sometimes the planes stopped to pick up terrorism suspects who had been kidnapped to take them to countries that use torture, the investigators added.

The European Parliament should have a huge tanker full of sewage flown over and dropped in their pockets. Why can't anyone understand that we're at war with a bunch of fanatics and no holds should be barred. Poor babies are being tortured, isn't that too friggin bad. I'm sure they're following the rules of war when they interrogate alliance citizens. "Gee Akmed, we shouldn't be raping her, or cutting her, or beating him, or cutting off his head, or any of this fun stuff, it's against moral and civilized behavior standards." How friggin stupid can European Parliament be?? Plenty, obviously.

Geneva Conferences were for the past, this is the 21st century and there ain't no rules anymore. I do hope that someone in the Parlliament never looses a loved one to this bunch of idiots. Wake up folks!!!

And I'm a Republican

2006-04-27T14:27:00.000-04:00

WASHINGTON - Senate Republicans proposed a $100 rebate check for millions of taxpayers Thursday to counter high gasoline costs, but linked the assistance to drilling in an Alaska wildlife refuge, assuring the measure would face stiff opposition from most Democrats.

It's almost hard for me to type this with my blood pressure hovering where it is. Propose a $100 rebate check to every American. What in the hell is this gonna do? Counter high gas prices. For Christ's sake, I can put the whole $100 in the tank of my pickup truck, in one sitting at the station. The funny, or sad, part is that it won't fill the friggin tank. What in the name of all that's American and sensible, are these boneheads thinking. Politics again, so it shouldn't surprise me too much. Of course the Democrats will climb all over it, I can hear the crying and gnashing of teeth as I type. The whold ridiculous thing stands as much chance of passing as I do passing a whole watermelon through my colon.

Now They do It?

2006-04-26T19:49:00.000-04:00

WASHINGTON - A Senate committee Wednesday announced an investigation into taxes paid by major oil companies and asked the Internal Revenue Service for the companies' tax returns.

Way to go boys and girls. Is it my imagination or are we looking into next months' elections and saying whoa guys, we'd best dangle a carrot or somone's gonna be pissed....