Mosque Ground Zero

I am appalled that so many of my friends are against the mosque near Ground Zero.

We should allow it. I propose a gay nightclub be opened next door to the mosque to promote tolerance. We could call it "The Turban Cowboy" or "You Mecca Me Hot."

Next door could be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and pork products.

Across the street we could have a very daring lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret."With nudes posing in the windows....Or "Mohammad's Den"....

Maybe even a floor covering store called, "Magic Carpets", or Wall Towels.

You want tolerance, me too.....