Things that make you say OMG...

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

And here we go... #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. #6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4 - Guns function normally every day of the month. #3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the Number One reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women..... #1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun

 

An Exploding child??

Thanks Jonco at Bits and Pieces

Look at all familiar??

Wonder if this will help bring jobs back to the USA..

 

This isn't my idea...It arrived this morning in an email...I guess it's the American Way, now days anyway.. Email me if it works...

          I want to ask each of you to consider doing the following when you are talking on the phone to any US customer service representative
          that is based in a foreign country (like India). 

 

I have done this twice and it works!  Any time you call an 800 number (for a credit card, banking, charter communications, health insurance, insurance, reservations, you name it) and you are transferred to a representative (like in India), please consider doing the following:  After you connect and you realize that the customer service representative is not from the USA (you can always ask if you are not sure about the accent), please very politely (very politely - this is not about trashing other cultures) say, "I'd like to speak to a customer service representative in the United States of America."  The rep might suggest talking to his/her manager, but, again, politely say, "Thank you, but I'd like to speak to a customer service representative in the USA." 

 

YOU WILL BE IMMEDIATELY CONNECTED to a rep in the USA. 

It only takes less than one minute to have your call re-directed to the USA. 

 

Tonight when I got redirected to a USA rep, I asked again to make sure - and yes, she was from Fort Lauderdale.

Imagine if tomorrow, every US citizen who has to make such a call and then requests a US rep... Imagine how that would ultimately impact the number of US jobs that would need to be created ASAP. 

 

Imagine what would happen if every US citizen insisted on talking to only US phone reps from this day on . . .

If I tell 10 people to consider this and you tell 10 people to consider doing this - see what I mean . . . it becomes an exercise in viral marketing 101. 

 

Remember - the goal here is to restore jobs back here at home - not to be abrupt or rude to a foreign phone rep. 

If you agree, please tell 10 people you know and tell them to tell 10 people t . . . etc .

Now this is funny... really would love to put it on Facebook

But I'm already on the probation book there for "photos unfit for viewing and not meeting our upstanding ass kissing standards...I am a lover of optical illusions and found this one on the web tonight. What is it??? It's not what it looks like, by the way....

Who's furtherest from mainline politics

I love to watch the papers, especially from now until the general election is history. Politicians being the "most wonderful new breed" of campaigner. Now all of us want to fit in with main stream America. Now main stream America is so fed up with politicians in general that the bull shit makes people sick. I can remedy that quickly in November. If they are in office more than one term, GONE. It's going to cause some confusion in Harrisburg and DC while the lobbyists kill themselves trying to influence all the junior newbies.. If this is done every 2 terms, just like the President, we can put our own term limits on these bloodsuckers an show them we mean what we say...You are working for us, not the other way around.

Mosque Ground Zero

I am appalled that so many of my friends are against the mosque near Ground Zero.

We should allow it. I propose a gay nightclub be opened next door to the mosque to promote tolerance. We could call it "The Turban Cowboy" or "You Mecca Me Hot."

Next door could be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and pork products.

Across the street we could have a very daring lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret."With nudes posing in the windows....Or "Mohammad's Den"....

Maybe even a floor covering store called, "Magic Carpets", or Wall Towels.

You want tolerance, me too.....

The World is Saved Sayth Congress

And the world was saved. By fat cat lawyer lawmakers....Big friggin deal. May the congress blessth you.