The World is Saved Sayth Congress

And the world was saved. By fat cat lawyer lawmakers....Big friggin deal. May the congress blessth you.

The BBQ Song

You gotta hear these good old boys sing about the BBQ.

Thanks Miss C

Gotta get me one

Now here's a practical application.....

Spitzer/Condom Man

Now we've got something for the media to feast on. I absolutely love it. Politics as usual. All of the Republicans and some Democrats are demanding a resignation. Oh, the friggin hypocrites. I'd give my left testicle to know how many of the rest of these goodie 2 shoes bastards have done and are still doing the same things that Mr Spitzer has been doing. They're just better at it and sneakier. For Christ sake all he was after was sex with a beautiful woman who was probably better at it than his wife. In Nevada it's legal. How it affects his family and especially his teenage daughters is what people should be thinking about. I'm sure he's ashamed and sorry, that he got caught.

Here's another goodie

Texas billionaire Wyatt agrees to 2 years in jail

Nov 27, 2007 04:30 AM

Texas billionaire Oscar Wyatt should serve 18 to 24 months in prison for bribing Iraqi oil officials, prosecutors in the United Nations oil-for-food case say.

On Oct. 1, 83-year-old Wyatt pleaded guilty to conspiracy to commit wire fraud. He could have received life in jail if he had been convicted. In a court filing yesterday, prosecutors urged U.S. District Judge Denny Chin in New York to uphold a plea deal in which Wyatt agreed to as much as two years in jail. Sentencing is set for today.

The prosecution said Wyatt, founder of oil company Coastal Corp., paid Iraq millions outside of a 1996 UN relief program that allowed Iraq to use oil revenue to buy food and medicine.

My goodness gracious isn't it interesting what billionaires can buy? He's probably contributed millions to several talking heads in DC. Wonder how much to W's fund?

They're Busting the Friggin Doors

Incredible Online & In-store Specials + Doorbusters

Just an example of about 20 junk emails I've received this morning. Incredible in-store specials. I may be a bit cynical but what's so friggin special about this stuff. It's still stuff! Americans will bust the doors of as many stores as possible tomorrow. (Black Friday) Even my family has a member that will go and crowd and push and shove until she's totally exhausted just to buy, buy, by, bye, bye....

The other wonderment that I saw this morning is a page full of links that take me to the online "secret specials". Secret my duff. If it's online there's nothing secret about it. I love it. The internet makes one think that you are the only one on line. Man oh man, I gotta get there and the plastic starts a-smokin'. Are there any people out there who are becoming a bit tired of the constant bombardment of this commercial junk? I sure wish I'd want to be part of the door bustin'. Sure I do, NOOOOOOOOOOOOT.

Jackson's postgame comments get NBA's attention

NEW YORK -- The NBA has spoken with the Los Angeles Lakers about a sexual reference coach Phil Jackson made in a comment following Tuesday night's game in San Antonio.

The Spurs made 13 3-pointers in their 107-92 victory, and Jackson was asked if too much penetration was leading to open outside shooters.

"We call this a 'Brokeback Mountain' game, because there's so much penetration and kickouts," Jackson said. "It was one of those games.".......

.................The Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation also issued a statement condemning the remarks."

Sorry folks, but if the gays and lesbians are so damn proud of their sexual orientation then why in hell are they so sensitive about people making remarks about them. Tough nuggies! This country is too damn sensitive and every sensitive group has an active bitching support group. Lighten up folks.....